Post by ★Zσmmγ on Jun 16, 2012 2:42:20 GMT -5
I hate Apple...so much that I had to write an essay about why I hate it in a Mario forum.
The names are stupid: "Safari"? I agree that the name "Firefox" isn't much better, but at least Mozilla makes Firefox easy to use.
*goes on Safari*
"Hmm...I want to go to a new tab"
*clicks + button*
"WTF WHY IS THE PLUS BUTTON 'ADD TO BOOKMARKS'"
I think Apple wants everything to look appealing for stupid teenagers, so that then they spend INSANE amounts of money on it and then see the crap inside the lid.
And this is Apple's attitude to program names, or should I say, "APP" names -_-
1. Take a word that describes the program (Calendar)
2. Shorten it so no one knows what the hell it means (Cal)
3. Add "i" before it so that it's "cool" (iCal)
iCal = stupid program, stupid name. The calendar on Microsoft Outlook worked fine!
Address Book? Again, Outlook covered that! If I want to email someone, I wouldn't go to an address book and then open a new program for the email, I would go to the email, put in the name and voilĂ .
Most importantly, 99% of programs work for Windows. Even the obsolete ones that no one's heard of. For instance, Wii Scrubber, Anarchy in the Galaxy.
*goes on Mac*
*searches Anarchy in the Galaxy*
*YAY I CAN DOWNLOAD ANARCHY AND EDIT LEVELS FOR SMG2.5*
".exe is an unknown file format. Search App Store for an App to open it with?"
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
*searches Anarchy in the Galaxy for Mac*
*no results*
Apple
The worst part, though, is that my stupid school made us by these awful machines, wasting their time (literally EVERYONE is on Skype or Facebook in class and Macs are the easiest computers to hide what you're doing) and our parents' money. As if they weren't complaining about finances enough. ...And my Windows computer's battery died, meaning that it has to be plugged in all the time...And the Windows emulators I've tried suck.
The names are stupid: "Safari"? I agree that the name "Firefox" isn't much better, but at least Mozilla makes Firefox easy to use.
*goes on Safari*
"Hmm...I want to go to a new tab"
*clicks + button*
"WTF WHY IS THE PLUS BUTTON 'ADD TO BOOKMARKS'"
I think Apple wants everything to look appealing for stupid teenagers, so that then they spend INSANE amounts of money on it and then see the crap inside the lid.
And this is Apple's attitude to program names, or should I say, "APP" names -_-
1. Take a word that describes the program (Calendar)
2. Shorten it so no one knows what the hell it means (Cal)
3. Add "i" before it so that it's "cool" (iCal)
iCal = stupid program, stupid name. The calendar on Microsoft Outlook worked fine!
Address Book? Again, Outlook covered that! If I want to email someone, I wouldn't go to an address book and then open a new program for the email, I would go to the email, put in the name and voilĂ .
Most importantly, 99% of programs work for Windows. Even the obsolete ones that no one's heard of. For instance, Wii Scrubber, Anarchy in the Galaxy.
*goes on Mac*
*searches Anarchy in the Galaxy*
*YAY I CAN DOWNLOAD ANARCHY AND EDIT LEVELS FOR SMG2.5*
".exe is an unknown file format. Search App Store for an App to open it with?"
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
*searches Anarchy in the Galaxy for Mac*
*no results*
Apple
The worst part, though, is that my stupid school made us by these awful machines, wasting their time (literally EVERYONE is on Skype or Facebook in class and Macs are the easiest computers to hide what you're doing) and our parents' money. As if they weren't complaining about finances enough. ...And my Windows computer's battery died, meaning that it has to be plugged in all the time...And the Windows emulators I've tried suck.